ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

(via unescapable)


twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(Source: instantlys, via cringing)


davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via pride)


bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

(Source: ouijasquiji, via ant0rm)



fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

(via relahvant)


rubennfigueiredo:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

(via ant0rm)


bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(Source: okuyasue, via stop)


I love that way she is holding his head. I wanna do that.


jaigepenkins:


searching-for-nirvana:

I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing.

Forever reblog.